Things I Say While Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going the speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
Me: /Sasquatch mating calls/
Me: Go. Go. Fuck. Go. FUCKING GO. GO MOTHERFUCKER. IT'S FUCKING GREEN.
Me: I GOT MY TACO BELL NIGGA
